fuckmother:

9. removing or putting on someone’s glasses

>You’re in a bit of a sticky situation. Bottom line: you’re blind as a bat. You stumble around blindy, looking for one thing, the thing that helps you the most. And of course, you can’t find it. Only one thing to do.

“GHOOOSTIIIIE. I CAN’T FIND MY CONTACTS.”

»Wow. How did he lose those. What a fucking nerd.

“That’s a shame.”

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   »Youre quick to join him. Don’t want to be alone under there.

2. fuckmother reblogged this from g9ds-blog and added:

   >You swim back up to the surface. You shiver, the open air hitting your skin and contrasting with the water.

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